Welcome to Forde Facts

"He's gettin' fat."

-Andrew Enterline

Articles in Brief

Web designers say, "this shit is for real!"
Forde tempts web-designers by wearing ludicrous bow-tie.
Forde solves university budget problem by converting construction spools into student furniture.
Facial hair is all about respect.
Massive student testosterone spree ends at Forde residence.
Forde Pronunciation guide.
Mazda Miata repair, and what the mechanic isn't telling you.
Forde tackles university parking problem by strategically deflating tires in D-lots.
Forde unaffected by laws of physics!
Forde wants a puppy.

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