Forde enters into mysterious Dr. M's bubble of torment.

      After the recent discovery of The Mysterious Dr. M's "Bubble of Torment" located in the basement of Wooten Hall (presumably used for some sort of evil), it has become apparent that Prof. Forde has been trapped inside for several days.  The bubble appears to have trapped Forde in some sort of matrix of ultimate evil.  As to the intentions of Forde in entering the Bubble of  Torment or the mysterious Dr. M's plans for dealing with Forde, we can only pray for the goodwill of mankind.  Due to the Mysterious Dr. M's elaborate network of international contacts, the authors of this publication can only assume that Forde's spirit is being harnessed for use in world domination.

Stay tuned for for details.