Forde kicks Yeric's ass!

    During a massive surge of anger and testosterone brought on after his first viewing of this web page, Professor Forde assaulted and injured fellow colleague Dr. Jerry Yeric.  The incident occurred at two o'clock on Tuesday, April the 25th  in the rear lobby of Wooten Hall.

According to witnesses, Prof. Jerry Yeric was heard to remark to Forde in passing, "Hey, have you seen your web page?"  It was at this point that Forde flew into a murderous blood-rage and began pummeling the unassuming Yeric with a nearby NT Daily newspaper rack.  Onlookers further fueled the confrontation by forming a semi-circle around the combatants ritually chanting, "kick his ass; kick his ass!"  Witnesses to the incident stated that the attack was unprovoked and entirely unwarranted.  Yeric himself was unavailable for comment, and remains hospitalized facing possible paralysis.  He has suffered from severe facial lacerations and may require reconstructive surgery.

Forde currently faces charges of assault filed on behalf of Prof. Yeric, and a civil case to be filed shortly.  The University of North Texas' Faculty Department stated briefly that if any ass-kicking occurred on the part of either faculty member then disciplinary action will be taken.  The department is currently investigating the possibility of any such wrongdoing.

On a personal note, the authors of this page would like to send their deepest condolences to Prof. Yeric, and worst case scenario to the surviving members of his family.