Grades

This is an actual e-mail received by one of Forde's Political Theory students!

Dear student,

I have recently received eight pages of perfectly good typing paper which someone has thoughtlessly covered in gibberish and put your name on top.  Unfortunately, this is all I have received for your term paper assignment.  Please come visit me during my office hours to correct this unfortunate situation.

Dr. Steven Forde.

Grades will be posted here as soon as they become available.  Assume the worst.